Wisdom Defined…


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(by Rob Writer)

Well, none of us can ever have enough “wisdom.” Grow, expand your mind, gain experience I say!

Of course, that will either lead to greater self-awareness or another “Hippie” movement…

I found this to share with you today:

“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer!”

“We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police do.”

“Women can fake an orgasm. But men can fake an entire relationship.”

“Don’t argue with an idiot. He’ll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience!”

“Going to church doesn’t make you religious any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”

“War doesn’t decide who’s right, it just determines who’s left.”

“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed on a regular basis and for the same reason!”

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.”

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a great hand.”

“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“If 4 out of 5 people suffer with heartburn, does that mean 1 in five people enjoy it?”

“To steal from one person’s information is plagiarism. To steal from several is research.”

“How is it that a forest fire can be started by one careless match, but it takes a whole box to start a camp fire?”

“A bus stops at a bus station. A train stops at a train station. So it makes sense that work stops at a work station!”

“Some days you’re the windshield, other days you’re the bug.” 

“Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night.”

“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt that said ‘Guess.’ So I asked…’implants?’ “

“I didn’t say it was your fault. I’m just blaming you.”

“The only reason kids have a middle name is so they know when they are REALLY in trouble.”

“Good girls are just bad girls who don’t get caught!”

And with that, have a good Friday everyone!

~Rob

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